Imagine telling your son to stfu during what could have been a bonding moment to take a phone call from fucking Donald Trump who will complain about sharks and black people for half an hour. lol, lmao.

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55 points

Under no circumstances do you have to hand it to them etc but fr sometimes you need the 7 year old to shut up about Pikachu

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Once listened to my nephew talk about some Mario game for a hour straight.

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53 points

My son woke me up at 7 today to tell me he unlocked bowsers castle

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18 points

I bet he felt real good about it

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66 points

unlimited 7 year olds talking about pikachu on the first world

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Pokémon go to your room

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46 points

in my experience if you let the 7-year-old infodump about Pikachu for as long as they want at least once, you will be immediately become their favorite uncle and possibly favorite person

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the percentage of adults that treat children like people is sadly very low

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There’s lots of healthy and affirming ways to get a 7 year old to shut up about Pikachu. Redirection is just a skill that parents need to practice. And apparently Vance has a major skill issue.

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Yeah there are way cooler Pokémon, like 10% Zygarde, or Corvisquire, or Lombre, or Lumineon, or Alomomola, or Simisage, or Wugtrio

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55 points

who the fuck is scraeming “STFU about Pikachu” at my house. show yourself, coward. i will never STFU about Pikachu

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30 points

Justice for Little Vance

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32 points

He’s gonna Pokemon Go to the left

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55 points

For someone obsessed with people having kids, he sure seems like a bad dad

Which might be connected, idk

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29 points

Why would you not want to have kids? It’s not like it’s hard!!!

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