Saw this on the back of a motorcycle today
The good ol’ Republican gospel. Forgive us our sins as we condemn those who sin against tradition or those who aren’t rich and white. Thou shalt not murder, unless you’re a police officer and it’s a black guy in a car. Love the Donald your GOP with all your heart, without your mind, without your soul, and with all your strength. And love your neighbour less than yourself, especially if they’re an immigrant, in which case, hate as much as you can (unless they’re your parents or wife, of course, none of this should inconvenience you in any way, that would be crazy).
Standard goldwing rider
That’s one large motorcycle
Imagine a big, comfy recliner. Now imagine it having two wheels and an engine.
Log trips, in straight lines, with sealed roads.
Back in the day I have done many long trips across deserts, would never recommended a Goldwing. Pefered my KTM 640, long range fuel tanks and even that was a struggle in heavy sand.
in straight lines
You say that, but: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hmCcD79qAk
Most of the top competitors for this sort of thing are cops, mind you, but they do often ride Goldwings.
Guys guys guys, you got it all wrong
Fuck Whiskey
Snort Hookers
Shoot Cocaine
I feel like snort whiskey is the most dangerous of these 3 activities