The real pressing question is who is in the sausage though.
You where today years old when you realised he wasn’t picking up groceries.
i can see it: The piggy that sat all day on the PC
It depends. Do you edit videos for pragerU? Or you do something more useful for society like PornHub?
What’s up with your imagination that you cannot imagine a pig artist in a children’s book?
I mean, can you or can you not picture your job being done by a pig wearing clothes in a children’s book?
Because I can picture a pig with a boater hat and round glasses carrying a pile of half-unspooled film reels, a pair of safety scissors and a roll of tape on their belt.
And before you complain about it being an old-fashioned depiction, the OOP isn’t exactly how a modern butcher works either.
this has severe conservative energy. the fuck is this even supposed to mean? if you’re paid for it, it’s a job, dumbass. that’s literally the only metric.
I think it’s alluding to the theory set out in this book:
well at least this is a more specific take and, apart from duct tapers, seems roughly sensible in what it’s trying to say, if i understood correctly from my cursory glance, that jobs should be more fulfilling than making the elite feel better.
but the tweet is doing a very bad job if this is really what they’re alluding to. the tweet’s framing is more similar to reactionary rhetoric against sex work, entertainment and art, clean jobs, and basically anything that’s not coal mining.
reactionary rhetoric against sex work
Oh, I can definitely see an animal doing sex work in a… Not-children’s book. I think that’s the whole idea behind furries.
I think it’s trying to say that intellectual jobs are not jobs. Which is demonstrably not true.
If all the investment bankers went away we’d probably be fine but if all the cyber security experts went away there’d be a big problem. The job is labour intensive, but one of them is much less important than the other.
Understood. Time to make a living by butchering my own kind and turning them into sausages.
Only if they’re rich. There’s nothing criminal about grinding the ultra-rich into sausages.
Warning: this is not literally true.
By the time you’ve worked out avoiding repercussions from the ultra-rich for grinding up their friends, legality has lost any influence over your actions.
Can’t be criminalized if you are never caught. Oh, and those repercussions from the ultra-rich would probably come with having the whole story burried. Can’t have the poors getting ideas.
you might be a lot less stressed if you stopped caring so much about what randos on the internet think about your job
