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It’s not that bad, besides who cares with machines being as fast as they are nowadays?

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I care, when I need to compile a lot of stuff multiple times on not-as-fast machines. I’ll create a private repo powered by my workstation just for this. For C stuff I don’t need to, because I can just use my workstations power via distcc.

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76 points

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Change is hard.

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Issue is, Rust is not a drop-in replacement for C. The memory safety features are just one part, and since Rust is also a “weakly” functional language, thus its prefered to write such code with it.

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I once saw an issue someone made for some database and said that they were learning Rust and if the database was rewritten in Rust then they could help contribute!

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Fun fact, C didn’t have a lot of things like Classes and was often distributed or stored alongside various libraries so it was C Plus (as in addition to) Libraries before it was C++, and somebody decided the next iteration was C with 4 pluses, which forms a #

Source: Bjarne Stroustrup, I forget which edition of his C++ book.

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🤣

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“works on my machine.”

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Closes ticket, marks Git issue as closed

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“Just a heads up that we’ll be shipping your machine to the client, since it’s the only machine on Earth known to support the software. You’re getting the spare machine out of the basement. Super fast Cyrix processor. Looks like it boots to Windows 11 release 3, but they’ve written it 3.11 for some reason.”

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Lol I had windows 11 before it was cool

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I wonder if I could upgrade it to Windows 95 and run X-Wing vs. TIE Fighter on it.

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  • C
  • C plus plus
  • C plus plus plus plus
  • C plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus
  • C plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus
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There’s also D. You could just upgrade to D.

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It’s so good it got not only one, but two standard libraries.

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That’s a transfinite induction

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theres also c+

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