27 points
f.
22 points
18 points
A human (pictured, right) outrunning the flesh-starved, reanimated corpses that we all see when we close our eyes for too long. Keep it up, human! They lack the necessary supportive tissues to sustain bipedal movement! You can beat them!
16 points
The human body is composed of meat wrapped in a protective coating, and therefore is a hot dog.
8 points
11 points
Dead, Dead, and Eddie
