Solving the world’s real problems…
This is the best I could pull off with gpt’s American prudeness
So people made a giant statue that you can walk under and they are mad because you can look up her dress? Talk about creating a problem so you can just complain about it.
That statue is really cool and everybody likes to take pictures with it. Some people don’t want anyone to have fun.
Pervs, they want the statue underwearless?
Fuck it. Make it completely nude, knock the arms off, say it’s a Greek goddess, and call it a day.
Move where? In a country that’s not ass backwards?