303 points

So it sounds like they did have plans, or at least ideas, for it but are now backtracking after the 100% deserved backlash.

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Yep, that’s what I like to call a soft release

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50 points

Trial balloon.

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12 points

This one happened to be made of lead.

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30 points

every company brainstorms at some point and come up with a few good and a lot of bad ideas;

it doesn’t make it any closer to being a reality, the only difference is that this was made public.

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17 points

We have subscription services in cars now.

I’m betting it’ll happen either way.

It’s a fucking stupid future.

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24 points

They were running it by to see if the host will accept the parasite. They will be back folks

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2 points

Some ideas are so bad you make sure they never get released

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19 points

The new CEO had the beginning of an idea in an interview. The interviewer tried to push back while still keeping the interview going, but it became messy real quick.

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If that’s the new CEO’s first idea, good luck, Logitech.

Patel: I’m going to ask this very directly. Can you envision a subscription mouse?

Faber: Possibly.

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It was so bad Nilay Patel had to apologize (semi-seriously) about causing a news cycle about a mouse.

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Same thing happened earlier this year with Wendy’s new CEO. His brilliant plan to make a name for himself was rolling out dynamic pricing. After days of well deserved backlash Wendy’s had to come out and walk it back while insisting they had never planned to use this to do lunch/dinner surge pricing.

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Isn’t that what pizzerias and such often do, though, to get more customers in throughout the day? Where I live, a pizza for lunch is often like 20-40% cheaper than a pizza for dinner, and I think that’s actually alright.

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They were just throwing it out to gauge reaction. They won’t give up on the idea just yet.

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Still 1000% have those plans, they are just going to get quiet about them externally for a bit longer now.

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127 points

No plans now.

Let’s just float the idea again in a few years and see how much backlash it then produces…

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44 points

Or just slowly start rolling out and hope no one notices

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28 points

Release it as an option with the necessary hardware.

Start with a comically low sub price and seemingly great features.

Hook the user base.

Phase out all non-sub options.

Compete enshittification.

Jack up price.

CEO bails under a golden parachute.

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3 points

Hey hey, let’s not be going around being right and shit…

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1 point

That… would require a current plan.

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91 points

CEO: says stupid shit

Corporate Comms: sigh CLEANUP ON AISLE 3

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Ah yes, the ol’ “joking about a threesome” trick.

“What?! Oh, no I mean… I was just joking, honey. I’d never do that… I mean unless…”

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That always reeks of so much insecurity to me. Just own up to it. If you are in a relationship, “sure, I would do a threesome, but only if you actively want it too and we both agreed on the person and what was allowed or forbidden”. Not in a relationship, “Sure, I would be down for a threesome as long as the desires and limits of all people involved are discussed before hand and accepted by all”. There, with that attitude there’s less risk of confusion or misunderstanding.

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16 points

Not sure why you’re getting down votes because this is the way. If you want something, be open and ask for consent. Just be okay with people saying no, too, and you’re good

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7 points

“Not in a relationship” : I’m up for a twoesome!

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Wow, a mythical rational adult talking about sexual topics in a mature fashion, that’s like a unicorn!

But seriously, you’re right on the money. That’s how my wife and I started bringing people into our relationship, and now we have a throuple hahaha.

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Look, I’m not gay but if my girl wants to bang Andrew Garfield, we’re having a three-way. My only ground rule is no one is allowed to leave anyone else for Andrew Garfield. And that includes Andrew Garfield…

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Actually 100% agree. Was more about the meme than real life though.

Communication, honesty, boundaries that are mutually agreed upon and respected is the sign of a healthy relationship… not any artificial external construct set by religion, peers, or some perceived “norm” from society.

That being said, I couldn’t think of a more clever comparison to make. 😅

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No I didn’t mean I wanted to try but butt stuff! I was just kidding! Unless you’re into it honey 😜!

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Yeah… Now that everyone found out about the idea and said “fuck Logitech.” lol

If there was no reaction or a positive reaction to it they would definitely be planning on releasing one.

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I am so fucking tired of this era of rampant consumer abuse. So. Fucking. Tired.

They test us and test us and test us until we are so exhausted that one of their bullshit tests goes through and becomes an industry standard and now everyone except a tiny handful of ridiculously rich people are slightly worse off.

Repeat ad enshittificatum.

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4 points

And any “consumer victory” just means after an exhaustive fight, they’ll still just wait 5-10 news cycles and do the bad thing anyway. It’s republicans modified gish gallop playbook.

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7 points
  • Tests the waters
  • Finds it far too close to boiling point
  • Loudly claims “I have no plan to get in there!”
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(But we’re still doing it, shhh)

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