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The immortal jellyfish that can regenerate itself. (Turritopsis dohrnii medusa)

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A cute little kitten. Luck powers that completely bend the universe.

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Octopus

Pro:

  • Brain with 1 P-Core and 8 E-Cores
  • Ability to actively alter my own genome
  • Change color, shapes and roughness of skin
  • Overload of sensory organs
  • Unparalled Grip
  • Insane flexibility
  • Nasty Beak
  • Ink Shooting
  • Six Arms + Two Legs
  • Air + Water Survivability
  • Survives extrinction events with ease

Con:

  • Easily bored
  • Reduced lifespan
  • Tastes good
  • NSFW

Dick might fall off after sex (can regrow) :::

Edit1: Fixed Spoiler

Edit2: Fill spacecraft with water -> No Zero-G downsides, radiation shielding, can withstand extreme accelerations (Synergizes with Flexibility and Genome Modding)

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A turtle! 🐢

  • Great lifespan
  • Even better defensive skills
  • No need to go to a dentist on the account of not needing teeth anymore
  • Great software development skills due to Shell Access

Edit, almost forgot:

  • Wider housing options (unless they, I dunno, fill the sewers with concrete or something)
  • Possibility of martial arts training
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Human/dolphin/pig i am already good in the intelligence department, but it’s never too much or something like a turtle, I would live around 200 years, but would have severe motor problems. Intelligence, time and knowledge are the most important abilities imo.

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