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A-lu-min-i-um

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People always argue that -num isn’t a legitimate way for the name of an element to end, but I never see you guys talking about Platinium.

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All words are made up and language isn’t real

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Then we also need to talk about Sodum, Potassum, Magnesum, Plutonum, Uranum, Cadmum, Chromum, Titanum and a bunch more. Why should Aluminum be the outlier?

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Yeah well blowsraspberry

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Because platinum is also a concept. Nobody has gotten an aluminum record, or an aluminum medal. Some metals have ascended beyond mere utility into superficiality. Aluminium isn’t there yet.

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Pronounced aluminyum

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Halloumi, yummy.

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Team aluminum all the way. A higher up where I work is obsessed with stainless steel, he gets these monstrous heavy duty tables made out of SS that hold objects 1/3 of their weight. Makes lab rearranging a nightmare lol.

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STEEL IS AN ALLOY, YOU PHILISTINE

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The actual aluminium that people work with in actual real life are also alloys.

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Your heresy is forgiven because you used the superior spelling of the metal in question.

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Aluminum is where it’s at, and where it is, is everywhere.

Your cans? Aluminum. Your car? Mostly aluminum. Old wiring, you better believe that’s aluminum. Your fucking phone screen is aluminum, sand paper is aluminum, half the birth stones are all aluminum let’s fucking goooo baybee

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Most cars are still steel. Source I work on cars in New England. So much rust, even on the ones with aluminum bodies, at least wherever it can touch a dissimilar metal and becomes a battery.

And crucially the important parts that keep it from exploding (cylinder liners) and save you in a crash (crumple and bumper cores) are almost all steel. Because it deforms better with simpler engineering.

See also iron brakes in most cars hardened steel bearings everywhere.

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I was referring to the engine block and pistons being aluminum. I assume chassis and many of the critical spinning bits are still steel or iron.

It’s also mostly a shit post. I’m a machinist and I am surrounded by aluminum in funny forms.

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It’s alumina. Which is aluminium oxide.

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If you really want to stop the stainless steel obsession, you could start cleaning the benches with bleach and not rinsing again afterwards. The corrosion will set in quickly.

Aluminum will stain, but it won’t start rusting.

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I’ll just get a spray bottle of mercury and fuck your aluminium assface right up.

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spray bottle of mercury

This is why we are like this

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We seem to be at an impasse, my stainless steel ass face. How about a compromise: we return to asbestos!

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46 points

Two punches for calling it Aluminium

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Us Americans are too excited about making stuff with our Uh-loo-min-um that we just skip pronouncing some of the vowels

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Guy that named it called it Aluminum

Weirdo types that decided they were in charge of naming things decided to name it Aluminium so it “matched” the likes of other metals like titanium, iridium, etc

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And thanks for that. Aluminum is a stupid ass name.

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Guy that named it called it Aluminum, Alumium, and Aluminium. Aluminium stuck, even in the US.

Then some weirdo types decided they were in charge of naming things in the US decided it needs to be Aluminum. It took them about 50-90 years to succeed.

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Weirdo types that decided they were in charge of naming things

You can say “British” here

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No, the guy who discovered it called it Alumium, after Alum. Both Aluminum and Aluminium were later constructions by journals on opposite sides of the pond.

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Guy that named it called it Aluminum

Let me guess: you pronounce GIF as Jif just because the creator is a peanut butter obsessed weirdo who couldn’t pronounce “graphics”?

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'MINUM!

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IKR I’m so glad I can pronounce Aluminum the right way.

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Mistborn moment

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Aluminum is F grade allomantic material.

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unless you need to block the allomancy

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… Or other investiture

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Always been more of an iridium man myself

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Are you dense?

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Not as bad as those osmium-heads, plus we’ve got sparkle and color!

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I’ll take osmium-heads over degenerates any day.

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I prefer all my farm tools and weapons to be made out of iridium personally, but that’s just me

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