Or The Deep.
The couch has more personality than JD Vance himself.
I guess you could say that he’d be f***ing upward.
I thought it was a Scrubs joke
Who is JD?
As this didn’t really help, I asked an A.I. This is the answer:
Based on the initials and the clue about unhealthy behavior involving couches, you are likely referring to Jerry Dunn, a fictional character from the animated sitcom “Rick and Morty.”
Jerry Dunn
Known for: Neurotic and insecure behavior, often involving his couch. In the episode “Rixty Minutes,” Jerry becomes addicted to an interdimensional cable channel that shows him alternate realities where he is a famous actor. In one of these realities, he spills wine on his couch, which causes him to spiral into depression and ruin his career. Relevance to the clue: While not a real person, Jerry Dunn is a well-known character in popular culture and is associated with unhealthy behavior related to couches.
Is this correct or hilariously wrong? I am not into Rick and Morty, so I can’t tell…
No, it’s the wrong JD.
JD Vance is a nobody who is infamous for fucking couches and raping dolphins.
Oh yeah. He’s also an American politician running as American president candidate Donald Trump’s vice president.
JD Vance, Trump’s VP pick. The kindest you can say about him (and to be fair a lot of the Republicans) is that he is very, very weird.
Super wrong considering that character’s last name is Smith, not Dunn. Op is referring to JD Vance.
Hilariously wrong on every count, because Jerry’s last name in Rick and Morty is Smith.
There are two well known people named Jerry Dunn, but ones a basketball player and the others a runner.
Also I wouldn’t say Jerry is obsessed with or otherwise has unhealthy relationships with couches, the wine spill is incidental to his spiraling.
Hmm, might be, because of some recent grooming stuff involving minors (Never heard of him before though, just googled the name together with the word “couch”).
Johnny Depp might also be a candidate. Some pages state that the safety word during plays with Amber Heard was “Couch”
That’s a sweet couch, I wish it was real.