A trash heap where it fucking belongs.

There isn’t a thing that you can put ketchup on that a good BBQ sauce or hot sauce isn’t better on. I will die on this hill.

On Fire.

The stuff stinks. If the devil has blood it would be tomato sauce.

Mustard. Mustard. Mustard.

Ketchup and fries isn’t even that good. Mustard and fries is where it’s at.

i have so many spare sachets of ketchup from mcdonalds, and recently i’ve been experimenting with them to make a good sauce to mix into plain noodles. ketchup, sweet soy sauce, paprika, chili oil, chili flakes, toss in some random spices, and that’s a good noodle sauce.

before finding that combination, i’ve gotten quite a few that were way less palatable.

my alternate answer is spaghetti, just to piss off the italians.

Hash browns