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If I had 4 arms id eat a sammich and drink some chocolate milk while i fap.

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which task takes 2 hands?

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I left a hand free for the stations of the cross because im a sinner.

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Depends if you’re a double fister or like to give yourself a little backdoor action

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You already know

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Take the upvote. For some reason you taking over his ideia this way made me laugh uncontrollably.

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Have you seen an organ? It’s basically several keyboards stacked on top of each other, including a single-octave one for your feet.

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Now imagine that, but stack a set of drums on top. Maybe even add 2 additional legs while we’re at it!

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Can you imagine, that guy from Mortal Combat would have 8 arms!

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You’re saying we don’t already?

Hit it Joe!

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Good bot

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The main character of the The Hydrogen Sonata by Ian Banks features an alien that had modified themselves with an extra set of arms so that she could play a crazy double necked cello.

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Looked for this comment and was not disappointed. The Antagonistic Undecagonstring ❤️ (I just finished the book a second time)

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