9 points

The timeline of his death is insane. He goes to a doctor for a sore throat one day and 10 days later he’s braindead from lukemia.

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If anything the rapid death of 15 year old child from a random medical illness should shake your faith in god not strengthen it

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2 points

god is a transactional entity that i reward with my belief based on my immediate experience of life

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3 points

“Today, prognoses have drastically improved; 10-year survival rates are estimated to be approximately 80-90% according to one study.[7][6][8]”

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6 points

maybe but with 10 days between symptoms showing up and death doctors will need to be pretty on the ball and not send people home with cough drops. Not much margin for error there.

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18 points

https://uscatholic.org/articles/201310/how-many-saints-are-there/

Revisions to the canonization process in 1983 ensured we will see more saints in the future. John Paul II eliminated the office of Promoter of the Faith, or, as it’s more commonly known, the Devil’s Advocate, a canon lawyer tasked with arguing against a person’s possible canonization. Consequently, John Paul II canonized more saints than the popes from the previous 500 years combined.

The boomers turned sainthood into a participation trophy lmao.

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13 points

I mean, he beatified the Ustase bishop, Alojzije Stepinac, and wanted to canonize him, so he set the bar so low it includes nazis (Bededict nor Francis did not continued the process though).

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10 points

Acutis was about to release Vatican v3.0 to rectify the wokeness of Vatican 2 until they assassinated him

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Meanwhile there are probably south american priests who got tortured to death by operation condor who the church still wont acknowledge

But I guess why would Francis acknowledge these guys when he was probably sending lists of names to the Argentine Junta

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I don’t think they’ve acknowledged any of them

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16 points

Now I know who to pray to when I’m debugging legacy code.

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You can also pray to the patron saint of computer, the internet, computer programmers and computer users: St. Isidore of Seville who died in 636

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I sped read over it. My condolences to his family. Did the 15 year old do something cringe worthy of note? Seems like the pope is just being kind to what is no doubt a grieving family.

He was skilled in using Dreamweaver, Java, C++, and Ubuntu.[50]

Ubuntu

Am I supposed to dislike him?

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No not at all, he seems like he was a nice guy and my condolences to the family. The title is just me trying to describe what I view as funny about getting a modern saint. It is the church side I dislike, but the kid seemed like he was better than Ill ever be

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4 points

He’d be a 33 year old tech bro who advocates for eugenics or something today if he didn’t die in 2006.

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13 points

I don’t hate him. He was well liked by his community. I hate the church for elevating him to sainthood because of desperate poor people attributing miracles to his lifeless body while the vatican sits on billions of dollars.

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18 points

Well it’s not just about the pope being kind. This kid is supposedly important to the church because he made a website that documents every recorded instance of Eucharistic miracles, i.e. all those times when the bread and wine totally turned into real human flesh and blood (trust me bro). which is weird to me, because isn’t that supposed to happen every time?

I don’t think anyone is really hating on this dead child, personally I find it a bit sad that he was indoctrinated to the degree that he spent his very short time on Earth on some ridiculous cult bullshit

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3 points

because isn’t that supposed to happen every time?

Do you want a 30-years war? Because this is how you get a 30-years war

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10 points
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which is weird to me, because isn’t that supposed to happen every time?

Nah, the species of the host remain after transubstiation normally, as in the physically observable qualities of the bread and wine. The transubstiation happens metaphysically, which only makes sense if you detach the meaning of an object “being” something (being bread or being the body of Christ in this case) from what you observe physically. The thing that sets the eucharistic miracles apart is that both the physical and metaphysical parts of the host are transformed.

Makes sense though, if Catholics always expected the bread to turn into a bleeding piece of flesh then it would make Mass very disappointing when that hasn’t happened in a regular Sunday Mass in 2000-ish years.

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