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Sins for thee but not for me

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Reposting in a such a short time is actually a sin and it was traditionally the inquisitiors’ job to hunt down anyone who commits such an atrocity.

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  • Eh, ain’t ego if it’s true.

  • Ok but the church uses the gold for cool hats and missions to Africa, they don’t fire it into space.

  • To be fair, he also destroys people for obeying him.

  • To be fair, half of those people were furries.

  • Yea I got nothing.

  • Dude spent T = -Inf to T = 0 not eating, mans allowed a snack

  • He’ll get to ittm

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jesus has two fursonas, Aslan and the Easter Bunny.

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Let’s not forgot the Agnus Dei!

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You forgot the classic; dehumanize nonbelievers and allow yourself to kill/torture based on nothing but belief!

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