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Summoning a friend(i.imgur.com)

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Wytch@lemmy.zip
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Enjoy it, because your 40s will require sacrifices.

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solsangraal@lemmy.zip
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but don’t worry, because by that point you’re getting really close to the end of your supply of fucks to give

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DominusOfMegadeus@sh.itjust.works
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I’m going to need an ironic illustration

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Random_Character_A@lemmy.world
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Summoning pagan god of fertility?

If you can’t find human friends or mates, don’t you thing that’s a bit out of your league. I have the impression it likes more the type of people whose hobbies include occasional orgy.

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TehBamski@lemmy.worldOP
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They showed up though.

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TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world
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He’s already doing better than my father. 😣

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j4k3@lemmy.world
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Ghosts no ghost

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don@lemm.ee
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So because they’re the pagan god of fertility, the only thing they’re interested in is sex? Are you suggesting that gods can’t have hobbies, too? Seems a bit presumptuous of a mere mortal, but pop off, ig

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snooggums@midwest.social
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Hell, ol’ horny goatman could building up the summoner’s confidence with a long term goal of increasing fertility while also being a good friend. The goals don’t have to be exclusive!

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don@lemm.ee
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Exactly! If we worship the gods, I’d expect them to consider us friends as long as their job isn’t to torment and murder us. That Christian one, I’m not so sure about.

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Noodle07@lemmy.world
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Furries, Furries everywhere

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TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world
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Thelsim@sh.itjust.works
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This looks strangely wholesome to me. So nice to see him have a friend

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interrobang@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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To me, its that the summoned has appropriate bball clothes. He seems like an enthusiastic player

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ThePyroPython@lemmy.world
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Instructions were unclear, got myself sent to hell.

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TehBamski@lemmy.worldOP
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Oh cool! That’s where some of my friends said they would be sooner or later. I’ll introduce you to them when I get there.

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ThePyroPython@lemmy.world
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Yay, Hell fwiends!

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Rolando@lemmy.world
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