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I’ve been using this quote for a while now.

The history of Russia can be broken down into five little words.

“And then…it got worse.”

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They have spent the last century 1 step forward; two back. Which it’s hard to say if it’s an improvement on the century prior or not.

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They really should just turn around and embrace being backwards, it would really make it all simpler.

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well not 3rd but 2nd since Shoigu has decided to enter the russian guiness book by becoming the best at russian national sport: window skydiving without parachute

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I read your comment and was like “oooh what did I miss?! Did Shoigu get defenestrated?” Imagine my disappointment when it turned out he hasn’t taken flight yet

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As far as we know.

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When is the last time someone saw 'ol Sergei anyhow?

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arf I mixed my dream with reality, I was not talking about Shoigu but Prigozhin ><

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Would be even funnier if it said second best in Russia, no need to complicate it.

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Well,there’s Wagner, who are probably loitering on a street corner, kicking dogs and watching Seagal clips on their phones.

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Wagner was moved under the Russian regular military after the failed coop. So they’re technically one entity now. (Not that there was ever much of a difference, it’s just less now. )

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23 points

Nothing worse than a failed coop. Chickens everywhere.

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Are the Chechen counted as part of the Russian Military or separate?

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Works either way, imho

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Sure, but it works better the other way.

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