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Find out her favorite food, eat it for three days and fart next time you’re near her.

The familiar scent will make her fall for you.

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Shit people say on lemmy

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Shit people say smell on lemmy.

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im in looooove!! 💘

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That how you fell for Satan?

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This is the kind of reasonable take I come here for.

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she keeps glancing at me

I stop looking at her all the time

hmmm

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OP discovered women have eyes and use them to look at people.

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Big if true

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It’s not, don’t fall for the propaganda!

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Time traveler. Gotta be.

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Roast her

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