166 points
Find out her favorite food, eat it for three days and fart next time you’re near her.
The familiar scent will make her fall for you.
61 points
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76 points
she keeps glancing at me
I stop looking at her all the time
hmmm
62 points
OP discovered women have eyes and use them to look at people.
6 points
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7 points
Time traveler. Gotta be.
7 points
Roast her