95 points

Wait… wasn’t he just giving a “press conference” about how grocery prices have gone up? If not price controls, what will hinder price gouging?

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Only he can do it.

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Only by giving massive amounts of no-strings-attached government money to Smithfield and ConAgra while lightly scolding them about shrinkflation can we address high grocery costs!

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He will simply tell the companies they have to lower the prices, and they will say “no way” and he will say “way”.

Problem solved.

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5 points

Party on @Coelacanth

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Weren’t you paying attention? He’s not going to use price controls, he’s going to use container size controls.

It can’t be communist if it’s big!

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17 points

the shrinkflation shall continue until his tiny hands can wrap themselves around a can of diet coke.

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3 points

Like that picture of Shaquille O’Neal with the water bottle?

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We need to De-Woke the agricultural sector. There are too many regulations. Not enough people can keep a cow in their back yard and sell milk to the neighbors.

Retvrn to Tradition!

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backyard chickens in cities.

Of course going vegan could also lower prices.

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Sure. But then people will accuse us of being insufferably annoying for knowing the ingredients to a good curry.

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2 points

Just… not anywhere close to Trump-owned real estate.

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Oh, I think there should be a cow and a chicken hutch in every Trump Towers lobby.

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2 points

Didn’t Mussolini hate sheep and people actively hid* them from his view?

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7 points

Tax cuts for the elite. It will trickle down to cheaper groceries. Read the art of the deal already.

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6 points

More tax reliefs for rich people.

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2 points

Did he actually say that? I just saw the dumbass holding up two sizes of tic tacs and idiotically proclaiming “tHiS iS iNfLaTioN”.

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Well, we’re still waiting for the details on that “amazing” healthcare plan him and his team lied about having when they tried to repeal the Affordable Care Act, so I’m sure it’s just around the corner!

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67 points

I genuinely wish we lived in the world they fear so much

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15 points

Same

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Surely linking affordable groceries to communism will make affordable groceries less popular rather than communism more popular.

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37 points

Yes, if cheaper groceries are communist, then I’m ready for my hammer and sickle.

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then I’m ready

Then WE’RE ready, comrade.

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12 points

Wait, we get cheaper groceries AND free tools?

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Free tools that’ll probably last 1,000 years too. Like, say what you want about the quality of some more complex Soviet products — the cars famously sucked — but there was no planned obsolescence on basic tools.

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Arise, you prisoners of starvation!

Arise, you wretched of the earth!

For justice thunders condemnation.

A better world’s in birth.

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Hell that was cool. Thunder struck outside as I read those lines.

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The reason publicly traded companies continually raise prices is the pressure from Wall Street to continually make more money than you did last month, last quarter, last year.

Say you sell 1,000,000 hamburgers and make a 20% profit on it.

Unless you make more money next year, selling that same 1,000,000 hamburgers, Wall Street is going to punish you. They don’t care that you’re profitable.

You either sell more burgers or raise prices.

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Yeah. They treat profit like a necessary business expense or a cost, and balance their budgets around it. Which perverts a fundamental of economics.

I’m starting to think the stock market is just a really awful bank that is sometimes also a ponzi scheme.

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The stock market IS a ponzi scheme, and the embodiment or everything that’s wrong with capitalism. It encourages greed and drives enshittification. It’s a system by the wealthy, for the wealthy (like 90% of stock is owned by the richest 10%, and most of that is owned by the top 0.1%). Expectations of infinite growth on a planet with finite resources is insane.

Most of the human population would prefer (and benefit from) less greed, less enshitification, cheaper housing, cheaper groceries, cheaper products — than the possibility to own a share of evilcorp.

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Thank Jack Welch and Milton Friedman

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A while back, Exxon set a record for any company in a quarter and everyone was going “Wooo!” and I was like “Well, gas prices are going up then… Think about next quarter and this quarter next year…”

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And Leo Strauss.

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Or lower content, or use cheaper content, or fire people and make the people staying work 10% more for the same salary, … every year.

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4 points

USA has a really wrong idea of fiduciary duty.

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It is because enough people don’t bother to price shop.

They have to turn inventory or they will quickly go broke.

If you switch to the cheaper option they have to react. If you shrug and pay, they win.

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42 points

Anyone that listens to him is a fucking moron.

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Or complicit in the grift to steal more money from working americans. Or a fucking moron!

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