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c’mon, mate. that’s stretching it too far. nobody would believe that those appendages would be a choking hazard.

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If you can drown in as little as an inch of water, surely you can choke on a mushroom.

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I heard he drove off a cliff because the gas pedal of his cybertruck got stuk and he couldn’t see the cliff because of the Trump blow up doll on his lap.

Edit: I read it on Facebook, so it’s true.

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Ketamine overdose, apparently its bioavailability increases if you shove it up your ass.

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Boofy Musk

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Don’t tease me like this.

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Yeah, I got all excited when reading the first line, then my day got ruined.

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You just have to believe

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Broke his back trying to suck his own dick. sad.

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This actually got a good chuckle out of me, thx.

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that’s not what I heard…

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Thank God. I heard he OD’d on a speedball while sucking off a trans woman while simultaneously dead naming his own child.

Rest in piss musky boy.

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Considering what i heard i wouldn’t be he was calling the name imagining having sex with them instead.

Oh wait, the guy that frequently jokes about having sex with their own offspring was a different weirdo?

I think these guys are now official in a relationship or something so cant blame for mixing them up.

Trumps the one that did the worst deal of the century and bought twitter right?

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from what I understand, he actually tried to use a horse as an anally attached parachute… nobody could stop him. He just said they were all idiots with no vision.

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I heard he was gargling cum and it went in his windpipe.

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