You have to be pretty baby brained to think “burglar” is a category of person and not an activity. Yeah man, we just gotta round up all the criminals and ship them to Australia, that’ll clean up the streets of England. There will be no more crime after that, because the crime-people are all gone you see
They are a category of people, thankfully they’re easy to recognize from the striped shirts and black masks they wear at all times.
NoHedgehog252 164 points 19 hours ago
I value a slice of cheese and a Ritz cracker more than a burglar’s life.
In fact, if I was offered the death of every burglar in exchange for getting punched in the face once, I would take the face punch and millions of dead burglars.
what bizarre genie fantasy is this person living in
“yes, you will get three wishes, but you’ll also get two black eyes and a bloody nose.” ???
Hotdogman_unleashed 53 points 19 hours ago
Yeah if there was a magic button that once pressed, would eliminate all burglars from existence my regret is that I can only press it once.
?? you could keep pressing the button, even though it’s pointless, but it sounds like this person is actually wishing to murder the same people multiple times instead of repeatedly pushing a button
maybe not, maybe somebody just needs to introduce them to stimming toys – “hey buddy, check it out! they make buttons you can keep pressing forever!”
They think there are millions of burglars out there. Like it’s a career demographic.
The media narrative on crime is so lazy, but it’s persistent.
: “Yeah, I think that even a dust bunny under my couch is worth protecting over a dirty rule-breaker!”
: “Even if that rule-breaker did a HATE crime?”
: “Any rule but that! Forgive and forget, is that so hard?”
4chan/reddit regularly prove the old joker quote right.
: "You know what I’ve noticed? Nobody panics when things go “according to plan.” Even if the plan is horrifying! If, tomorrow, I tell the press that, like, a gang banger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it’s all “part of the plan”. But when I say that one little old mayor will die, well then everyone loses their minds. Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I’m an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It’s fair!”
Reddit really is liberal 4chan, except Redditors more openly share private information
Their only liberalism is the ability to filter themselves. Otherwise, both are filled with fascists. After several subreddits were banned (namely gamergate, the donald, and incel/MRA groups), they fled to 4chan. It was noticeable, too. Like the place where people openly use slurs saw a shift in how it was used for the worse. Incels used to stay in places like /b/ and /pol/. Now they’ve taken over /r9k/ and /lgbtq/.
4chan was never good, but how shitty do you have to be in order for Neo-nazis to go “Cool it with the antisemitic remarks?”
I feel like if the push really came to shove they’d get PTSD from it or something
