27 points

The time an 8th grader cut his finger off.

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French Fries aren’t supposed to have bones…

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Yes, but also why are you eating french fries covered in blood, found on the floor?

…because thats how we found his finger.

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9 points

Wood or metal shop?

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30 points

History class.

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29 points

Going to need some more details

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Reminds me of the time a student in my high-school partially cut into their finger in Woodwork

Australia btw

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It’s striking to me to know that I was the kind of kid who could have easily ended up in a headline like this. I was not very impeccable with my word at that age, to put it mildly.

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A 7yo girl peed on herself, after that incident we have put a weird nickname to her.

But there was also the other kid around 7 - 8 yo, who poop on himself, anyway these two was the incidents back then.

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Peepants and Shitbritches

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How old are you ?

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Girl who had a crush on me (and dumbass me was very slowly figuring this out) got in trouble in class for mouthing off, and when the teacher told her to go to the principal’s office she refused. He grabbed her by the arm and she kicked the teacher in the balls. HARD. I never saw her again. I think she had a number of issues. But damn, she was hot.

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Your balls thank you for never clueing in

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Dodged a bullet. She had transferred in from somewhere. Pretty sure she was desperate for friends and was love bombing me. I was dumb and naive.

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Close! It’s naive

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A neighboring school to me had a dean of students with an absolutely terrible relation to the students, and someone a few grades above me got a few weeks of out-of-school suspension for waiting for the very end of Spirit Day (when everyone was outside enjoying a popsicle, I guess the teachers thought they had the attention span of 6-year-olds) and kicking her into the grass. He’s still a celebrity for this.

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kid trying to score points with the cool kids squeezed an orange section on the lowest kid on the totem. Lowest kid calmly stood up. Went over to the juice squeezing kid and suddenly started to choke the piss out of him then got a hold of himself and calmly sat down and finished his lunch.

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Lowest kid climbed 43 rungs that day, but probably never realized it.

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Climbed rungs, hell…

He was removed from the ladder and placed into the “Don’t fuck with” elevator.

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3 points

class was like high teens in size.

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squeezed an orange section on the lowest kid on the totem

Can you translate this?

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An orange slice was squeezed above the head of the kid that was the lowest in the social hierarchy in order to cover them in juice.

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yes. this is exactly what was done to instigate.

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