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We rule free water(lemmy.world)

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The Snark Urge@lemmy.world
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Toot toot TOOOOOOT

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ChillPenguin@lemmy.world
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It’s sad because I know exactly what you’re talking about. As of 5 minutes ago.

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toynbee@lemmy.world
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I think it’s fantastic. I used to have this experience on Reddit years and years ago. If Lemmy is able to reproduce that journey, it’s not a negative.

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late_night@sopuli.xyz
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Shrimps is bugs forever

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flames5123@lemmy.world
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Exactly what I was missing from Reddit. I understand the joke from just browsing all. I love this.

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The Snark Urge@lemmy.world
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It’s not sad it’s great

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purplexed@lemmy.world
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It’s not sad or great, it’s ridiculous. There’s never been a third toot.

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TriflingToad@lemmy.world
23 points

you are impacting my performance!

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volvoxvsmarla @lemm.ee
16 points

And morale

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Klear@sh.itjust.works
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Ridiculous comment. There’s never been a third toot.

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anonymous111@lemmy.world
3 points

3x toots? That didn’t happen.

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The Snark Urge@lemmy.world
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Gretchen, stop trying to make third toot happen. It’s not going to happen.

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ZILtoid1991@mastodon.world
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@Gradually_Adjusting
@yokonzo
Now there’s also a toot on this comment

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Squibbles@lemmy.ca
142 points

W FART

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saigot@lemmy.ca
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W: Fart free water!

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KingJalopy @lemm.ee
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Stand back, fellas, I’m lactose intolerant. I got this.

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blandfordforever@lemm.ee
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The implication that other waters may not be fart free has scarred me forever.

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JackbyDev@programming.dev
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Fart free water is a major L

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sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone
75 points

W Fart Free Water

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niktemadur@lemmy.world
15 points

My mind insists on connecting the missing dots,
WET FART FREE WATER

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Donkter@lemmy.world
9 points

Common fart-free water W

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herrcaptain@lemmy.ca
44 points

If you ignore the first W it reads to me as, “Fart Free Water.” That’s actually an attribute I like in my water.

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cdf12345@lemm.ee
5 points

That’s defo a W(in)

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DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
4 points

Unfortunately the precipitation cycle means all water has been farted in to some degree.

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acetanilide@lemmy.world
3 points

Most of it is diverted to Europe though - loads of people there order their water with gas

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halfapage@lemmy.world
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general_kitten@sopuli.xyz
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I sure hope so

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androogee (they/she)@midwest.social
3 points

Is this at the Wharf Arts Center?

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flicker@lemmy.world
3 points

War Farts Center?!

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HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone
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L farts only, it seems. Just don’t think too hard anout what an L fart entails

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