255 points

I am not immune to propaganda

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110 points

All those CoD skins are realistic after all! There’s probably a soldier out there in full furry gear.

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31 points

Everything except the headgear probably yeah. Cant imagine you would survive long with no spatial hearing and peripheral vision.

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30 points

Jokes on you, they’re going to be looking for army guys.

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Well, why would anyone shoot at a dog face? They are only dangerous to close. They don’t shoot back.

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27 points

You seem to be unfamiliar with law enforcement

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23 points

It’s a self fulfilling prophecy

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15 points

"Fur"filling.

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7 points

Life imitates art.

Art paints soldiers in latex pants and neon bras wielding anime Gucci guns.

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10 points

I just had a flashback to the bunny/cop in the movie Free Guy.

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Y’all are disgusting. Super gross thirsting over a non-aerial woman. She doesn’t even have AMRAAMs.

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You don’t know that! She might have amraams at home! Don’t judge me.

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26 points

Her AMRAAM could easily be hidden by that outfit

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I don’t know what AMRAAMs are but I’ll bet it’s for nerds like you!

Edit: /s Really guys? The /s was necessary?

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20 points

Advanced medium range air to air missiles.

Dude, it’s right there in the acronym

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5 points

Take my upvote, nerrrd!!

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6 points

She’s about to get one.

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Dafuq is amraams? That some kind of trigger discipline? Cause she has that!

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100 points

I’ll be in my bunk

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I’ll be in my bunker.

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24 points

I’ll be in my bunkest.

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5 points

Username relevant

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68 points

Good trigger discipline.

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25 points

She triggered me.

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I got the discipline…

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Well she fingered me.

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