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Earth: Yo! Anyone DTF? Sends unsolicited dick pics

Universe: Ew… No… Blocked.

Fermi couldn’t have come close to guessing the real “Great Filter” had something to do with an app called Snapchat…

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Brilliant pun on “filter” btw 😂

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The whole universe is censored. Matrix anyone?

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They’re already on Voyager.

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No I’m using jerboa

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What setting do I need to toggle for that?

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Specifically this one which I find especially haunting:

Like not only are we intelligent life, we look like this, and we look like this on the inside, and we have technology that can see ourselves on the inside. And we just thought you’d find that neat.

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Damn, there be some horny-ass Captain-Kirk-wannabe astronomers out there.

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Make sure to have an arrow pointing at the butt with the label “probe goes here.”

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Have you seen us? We’re pretty fucking sexy.

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Depends where you look. I’m at Walmart, so…

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