It would honestly make more sense for the left to carry these, since it would reference the couch fucking

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I… wait, what??

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Sadly it’s true, though it seems to be limited to just the people in that group. Something to do with JD Vance/ James David Hamel / James Donald Bowman (lots of names in his history!) comments about childless Democrats.

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Wait, so you jerk off in a cup (even though masturbation is a sin), then do what? Don’t the crazies hate artificial insemination too?

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When you fill it up, the picture of JD Vance magically turns into a couch cushion.

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Somehow the explanation makes it weirder.

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Fertility so good several furniture warehouses have him on retainer

[insert AI image of JD Vance proudly holding the leg of a anthropomorphic chez lounge sweating profusely as a Laz-E-Boy emerges from beneath it]

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Oi, thats enough. I’m confiscating your imagination license.

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Weird.

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