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Pitchforks! Get ya pitchforks here! Torches, prelit or pretarred! Free to all those in need!

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One pitchfork - do you have a blue one? - and a torch please. Preferably lavender scented.

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Sure, just agree to the pitchfork EULA. How would you prefer we contact you with special offers and information about pitchforks? To get lavender, you must upgrade to the scents package. We can offer a one time discount of 50% of your first years subscription if you sign up now!

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Lightning bolts or flames on that blue pitchfork? Might I interest you in a lovely rainbow torch handle?

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This isn’t nearly as fun without the pitchfork examples from PitchforkEmporium…

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Against tanks, riot shields, and bombs. Sure buddy, sure. Grab your pitchfork, I’ll grab popcorn. 🙄

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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2024_Bangladesh_quota_reform_movement

now that I’ve had my fun maybe you’d be interested in this very recent example

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Thanks for proving my point I guess…?

the movement expanded against what many perceive as an authoritarian government when hundreds of protestors and civilians, most of whom were students, were killed.[f] The majority of the fatalities were caused by gunshots fired by the police and other government forces, using lethal and deadly weapons,[89] against unarmed protestors and non-protesting civilians, including children and pedestrians

Meaning it’s literal suicide.

Edit because you’re sure to bring this up: sure you might bring about change, but each individual in that protest holding a proverbial pitchfork is just yet another practice target for the cops.

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My personal thought of the day:

If we keep referring to them as the ruling class we will never diminish the power they wield.

They are the undeserved wealthy. The takers of value and the destroyers of a balanced economy. They are often mocked, but instead they should be pushed off their gilded pedestals through progressive marginal tax rates that are equal to those of the early 20th century.

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Why not rich assholes? Is actually fitting to a very large majority

Or rich psychopaths

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Both are more fitting that “The Ruling Class”. Seriously, fuck those people. Burn down London Town.

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Calling the by their name (the capitalist class) works

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I call them owners. But it doesn’t matter because they hold all the power through threat of violence and access to violence.

Maybe there is a better solution but at this point I think violence is the right answer against such a threat.

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A revolution will never happen and if it did we would just end up with some lunatic in charge. A power vacuum always attracts the people you do not want at the top. We’d just end up with some fascist system again.

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Then remove the larger thing that creates the vacuum area. Don’t have positions of power.

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I like the way you’re thinking

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Wow! You just solved everything! /S

No one likes cancer, therefore remove all cancer. What a genius take!

What about not liking work, surely we can just abolish it 🙄.

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That’s actually how you treat cancer though. You remove all of it. And it hurts you while you do it but if you survive you get to keep going a lot longer.

Its like literally a fine analogy.

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Could we like just get rid of the problem politicians though? Say we have like a French style ceremony with rails and tar and chopped cabbage

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Democracy went away for 1500 years, then France tried it and reverted to Empire.

Now most people live in democracies.

How exactly did that happen? Educate us

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then France tried it

The American revelation happened first

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fair point! France did it twice :)

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We live in capitalism. Its power seems inescapable. So did the divine right of kings. Any human power can be resisted and changed by human beings. Resistance and change often begin in art, and very often in our art, the art of words.

  • Ursula K. Le Guin
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People’s negative beliefs that the revolution would never happen is itself a tactic to prevent the revolution. More people believe that this cycle of destruction, exploitation, and death needs to end than believe we should allow it to continue.

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This would be me, except I don’t like to stand in the tick fields.

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