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Reminds me of when Kelloggs did an ad in the UK asking people share how they eat Corn Flakes on social media.

The top answer was put the Corn Flakes in a bowl and pour cold milk on top of it, big surprise.

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I eat mine while not masturbating, as God intended.

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Shortly after an enema, as John Harvey Kellogg intended.

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I do a yogurt enema, as he often prescribed, then eat the yogurt with cornflakes on top.

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You know I very rarely eat cereal while masturbating maybe he was on to something.

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i skimmed over the not and thought it was a normal comment anyway.

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I didn’t know that how you were supposed to do it. They really should put the preparation instructions on the box.

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They didn’t use bots to upvote that one video from the internet’s edgy gore phase, that includes a woman and eating cereal in a disgusting way? Very unlike the internet.

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27 points

What is wrong with people man wtf do you mean warm coffee cereal

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Italians ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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¯\_(ツ)__🤌

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Why the extra sugar? Is the cereal not sugary enough? Even the “healthy” cereals tend to have too much sugar, plus the milk has a bunch of sugar.

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It’s so hard finding low sugar cereals. I’m lactose intolerant so I usually get no sugar added oatmilk at least.

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Plenty of cereals have no sugar.

Milk only has a bunch of sugar in the USA.

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What? Lactose is literally sugar.

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All milk has lactose, which is sugar.

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That doesnt seem terrible to me, but I also married someone who pours orange juice on their cereal. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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Well that’s the most ‘wtf’ thing I’ve read on here in a few days.

btw you dropped this: \

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ಠ~ಠ

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Do you mean orange juice on oats? Because that apparently works and the two combined are healthy or whatever. Or do you mean full on cinnamon toast crunch, frosted flakes type shit? Frosted flakes doesn’t actually sound that bad.

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Oj is really not that healthy. It has a ton of calories and is almost pure sugar. As a type 2 I can’t have any, and if I can’t have it, then no one should, lol. God, please just let me drink oj and eat rasins again.

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Any cereal, but frosted flakes is usually the go-to.

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Breakfast cereal with warm milk??? 🤢🤢🤢🤮

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Don’t forget to spike the milk with coffee before adding any cereal

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Mixing it with iced coffee sounds like it might be alright… Only some kind of sociopath would ever pour milk first and then cereal though

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Regarding hot or cold milk, it’s up to individual preferences. Regarding the order, there is only milk first (unless you like eating a soggy mess of cereal).

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Coffee and additional, out of pocket sugar. Just go to Dunkin, for the love of God

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Honest to god, last week I saw someone take out some instant coffee and a small jar of milk from their backpack in order to get their fix without having to spend the few bucks buying it from a cafe or whatever

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My breakfast is the same, just without milk or cereals.

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I sure hope you don’t repeat until you’re full

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