I like how even the non-tech communities here on Lemmy are dominated by tech. We’re all a bunch of bored IT guys and it shows.

Wakes me up in the middle of the night - check.

“Alright, it’s taken 20 minutes to initialize and warm up, let’s try a test print-”

GUTTER CLEANING IN PROGRESS

“Well that’s okay, I’m sure it’s part of routine maintena-”

SEQUENCING OFF

“No, damnit, I need to get the line running!”

…

MAKEUP LEVEL TOO LOW

“But I just changed the cartridge…”

MAKEUP LEVEL TOO LOW

crying and putting on lipstick

“Please, I have a family!”

MAKEUP LEVEL TOO HIGH

“Okay, I’ll do anything, just let me print these batch codes…”

READY TO PRINT

“Thank you, oh merciful machine, I owe you my-”

GUTTER CLEANING IN PROGRESS

I’d still much rather have a cat