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They won $96ish million, took the lump payout of $57 million.

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31 points

That’s a really affordable military.

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19 points

lol I thought I edited it before anyone saw that.

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10 points

Mistakes are forever.

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1 point

Wonder what they’re gonna do with their $23 million.

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2 points

Hookers and blow

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How the fuck can you win 96 million on a lottery and only receive 57 mil?

Is that a Freedom©®™ thing the rest of us wouldn’t understand? 😂

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34 points

Taxes.
…Which the rest of the world understands well. So why don’t you?

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41 points

In germany the lottery is state owned and the tax is applied before money is added to the jackpot. So if the jackpot is 50mil you get 50mil

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22 points

Nope, that’s not what reduced it. It was the lump pay out. You only get the full amount if you take the 21 year payout.

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I don’t understand being taxed on winnings, to be honest

But yous get taxed on working abroad 😂😂

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The lottery has 2 possible payout methods. One is over time, something like 21 years, IIRC, that will net you the 96 million. There is also the lump payout option that will net you smaller amount overall but more all at once.

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You have a choice: get 57M or get an annuity that costs 57M and pays out 96M over two decades

If you took the 57 million and invested it in an index fund you would probably do better than 96M over the same timespan, though you would probably be taxed more and have to be responsible enough to not spend the money instead

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My coworkers and I had a fun lunch calculating minimum purchase amounts to guarantee or significantly increase winning chances for some smaller local lotteries. There’s a surprising amount of chances to do this especially if you pool your money and don’t have to wait for receipts to be printed. There was one local lottery for ~11m and would only require ~600k to be most likely to win based on the average ticket sales of that specific one.

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52 points

Great, even the lottery is P2W

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27 points

stefan mandel won a bunch of jackpots in australia and the us during the 1970s and 80s doing the same thing, buying all the numbers.

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3 points

Didn’t Voltaire do this?

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