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That’s fucking brilliant

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And here I am with my pleb grabbers.

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Those only work for large organ removal

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so that is how :D

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having to work within stone’s throw of a vending machine that i have to deal with people complaining about its fucking bullshit all the time, i feel like this sign is similar to the “whatever you do, DON’T go to scihub and download all your articles for free” “warning” that professors tell their students

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I loved it when my professors put a “translation” from the previous textbook to current textbook in case someone “accidentally” bought the wrong textbook.

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It’s more,“please don’t put the thing you put in people’s digestive systems into the food dispenser; that’s disgusting.” People have caught c-diff, vre, h-pylori, and the vowel hepatises from improperly cleaned GI-scopes.

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lol bold of you to assume that “management” cares about any of that

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Well the patients and families use them too and insurance doesn’t reimburse for hospital acquired infections so a patient catching something from the hospital means their care gets put down as money the hospital won’t get back.

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yeah, the story is someone used endoscopy equipment to steal food from the vending machine. bad title. feel bad.

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I was gonna say, the story is pretty much spelled out on the sign

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Sounds like a perfect training tool.

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Yeah it really is - except they can actually see what they’re doing which probably makes it first year stuff, I’m guessing?

Looks like a fun drinking game though

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