Drove my Chevy to to the levee

But the levee was bi

And them good olโ€™ boys were talking bout femboy thighs

Singing I just love DEI

permalink
report
reply

โ€œHey Weird Al, you know that new sound you were lookin for? Well listen to this!โ€

permalink
report
parent
reply
38 points

The Weird Al version of โ€œAmerican Pieโ€ is the only good version.

permalink
report
parent
reply
32 points

The best part about that is he didnโ€™t even watch the movie, he just used a plot summary from somebody else and wrote the new lyrics. Hilariously nailing all the major plot points.

permalink
report
parent
reply

permalink
report
parent
reply

permalink
report
parent
reply

twice divorced and domestic abusing 73 year old boomer [with a 24 year old girlfriend] most famous for writing a eulogy about the โ€œinnocenceโ€ of the 1950s in the 1970s has Phase IV (Profound Lead Toxicity) rated political takes.

i am shocked.

permalink
report
reply
41 points

writing a eulogy about the โ€œinnocenceโ€

Creeps like that get off to killing โ€œinnocenceโ€ over and over again as their personal nonconsenting fetish.

permalink
report
parent
reply
26 points

Things just havenโ€™t been the same since the Big Bopper died.

permalink
report
parent
reply
70 points

That is a top 5 most horrible song to realize to be entirely unironic

permalink
report
reply
23 points
*

Also anything from Marty Robbins that isnโ€™t about old west rooting tooting

permalink
report
parent
reply

But they sound good :(

permalink
report
parent
reply

If you like the rooting tooting western aspect, may I suggest Cisco Houston? He was a folk singer and Wobbly troubadour from the depression era who sang a bunch of the old cowboy tunes

permalink
report
parent
reply
50 points
*

โ€œBeing a bigoted piece of shit will totally bring back the good old days where boomer rock stars got to prey on teenage girls and get celebrated for it. The boomers are older than ever, but the creeping targets must remain the same age.โ€

permalink
report
reply

This song confused me as a kid so I asked my dad what is was about, he explained who the people in the crash were. But 9/11 had just happened and I was just like oh thatโ€™s basically nothing compared to that and he had to admit that was true.

Anyways, death to America

permalink
report
reply
17 points

I also donโ€™t know what itโ€™s about and know maybe 10% of the words. What crash?

permalink
report
parent
reply
24 points

NATOpedia

idk, I think this was a big deal for boomers or something, I know who Big Bopper was because of a joke on Futurama and Buddy Holly because of the Weezer song that was included with Windows 95

permalink
report
parent
reply
2 points

Thanks. Yeah I only know Buddy Holly in name only

permalink
report
parent
reply