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even as an anarchist, I’ve got to hand it to the soviets on this one.

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It’s like the tortoise and the hare, us caught the soviets sleeping

No one gives a shit who’s first at the check points just who crosses the line first

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No one besides the US wanted to put a man on the moon, because it was a pointless and dangerous stunt.

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Lol

'" we didn’t want to anyway"

Also completely false anyway, they wanted to and failed

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That really depends on where you consider the “finish line” to be? Is it the Moon, Mars, Venus?

The Soviets have done things in space that the US has not, like sending a probe to Venus. That’s why I bring up my first point. The Soviets were also the first to land a probe on Mars. The US has also done things the Soviets have not, like sending a man to the moon. So where do we define the end point for the “space race”?

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26 points

The finish line is the most impressive thing America managed to do first, so I always win

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When it comes to contributions to the body of international science, putting space stations in the air and putting rovers on planets are a lot more important than the propaganda victory of a spacewalk. A person doing a spacewalk on the moon isn’t even as efficient at collecting mineral and soil samples as a rover would be. It’s also kinda irresponsible since it puts lives at higher risk than just doing standard space missions.

At the end of the day though, this is just a communist shitpost. Science has always been international collaboration and not a national chauvinist thing. Communists are the first to acknowledge that since communism is an internationalist ideology that upholds the working class.

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64 points

I’ve never seen a more accurate application of this meme, honestly. The amount of grandstanding by the US on one achievement out of a hundred is impressive.

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No one ever remembers voyager. 40 years old and the first craft in interstellar space.

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63 points

The US still hasn’t landed on Venus and probably never will

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Not much to gain by going there. Wildly corrosive, too hot, too hard to terraform with present tech.

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At 50km high it is literally the most Earth-like environment in the whole of the solar system (outside of Earth / the ISS / Tiāngōng obviously)

You wouldn’t even need a spacesuit or a pressure suit to stand outside, just a respirator and some light protection against acid

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22 points

That is so fucking cool to think about

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I mean other than scientific discovery like what’s up with the phosphine, we keep detecting it and debunking it sure would be nice to have something floating there to figure it out (or landed for however long they last)

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Jesus Christ liberals’ brains are mush. the point of science is to learn things, not find new planets to ruin

Death to America

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Terraforming isn’t on the table anywhere. We can’t even stop fucking up this planet, let alone unfuck it, let alone apply much more advanced unfucking tech on planets without any of the environmental cycles we take for granted.

Space programs do science stuff and military stuff. Revisiting Venus would be for science stuff.

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Space programs definitely do science and stuff. All I meant to say was that Venus might not be the lowest hanging fruit for scientific discovery. It’s really expensive to go there. Doesn’t mean we shouldn’t.
I see now how my post could read as an elon-fanboi type “colonize all the things” and that was not what I intended. I do think Atmospheric sensor clusters on Venus would be pretty awesome. It could give us an interesting set of insights into a wildly different environment.

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Maybe we should try terraforming earth before we start to look elsewhere idk.

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Don’t you worry - looks at CO2e levels - we are

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BAHHHH I MADE AN ESSAY ABOUT THIS LIKE LAST WEEK CAN YOU PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP

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As opposed to all those easy places to terraform

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hard to terraform with present tech

What place isn’t hard to terraform with present tech?

Hell, even terraforming Earth with present tech can prove a challenge at times.

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31 points

Not until I complete my plan to yeet America onto Venus anyway.

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28 points

New account, baby joke. Yeah, it’s lib time.

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9 points

I see you’ve already been to jupiter

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Those photos from venus are still the coolest space photos I’ve seen

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This is how you remind me of who I really am

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44 points

yankoids stay losing lmaooooooo

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