45 points

That is so cruel to even SUGGEST!

Poor worm would STARVE in Cheeto’s head cavity!

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23 points

The original brain worm actually did starve in RFK

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Trump could honestly use the restorative powers of a Goa’uld given what he looks like at the moment.

Also, if I had to pick, I would probably prefer Goa’uld rule to be honest.

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15 points

Maga, kree!

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7 points

Lol, that was an unexpected reference.

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8 points

Was it? When I read the tweet I was actually suprised this wasn’t posted in some Stargate shitposting community!

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2 points

Indeed.

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21 points

are we sure trump doesn’t already have one?

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I came here to say exactly this. Granted, I don’t think Trump is an eat roadkill and questionably sourced pork kind of guy.

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8 points

His brain worms are more discerning.

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7 points

The poor thing probably died from cocaine overdose

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1 point

It tried to escape after his assassination attempt, which is why he wore the ear-bandage for so long.

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16 points

So, sorta like in Animorphs when Visser 3 wants a new host body?

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8 points

What, a yeerk?! 😁

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I realize this post is 3 weeks old and Animorphs is basically ancient…

… but … did any one in the books, at any point, make a beef yeerky pun?

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2 points

Too long, I cant remember. But it would be criminal if Marco didnt ever say a single beef yeerky pun.

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6 points

Holy shit, an Animorph reference. Today is gonna be a good day.

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4 points

My thoughts exactly

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I hear the worm is three feet long and takes nearly a minute to pass to a new host. Loud slimy wet sounds occur the whole time up to several yards away. Reports of inaudible ultrasonic squealing was picked up by more specialized instruments including the occasional clicks and buzzes. Its unknown how they communicate with the swarm at a long distance however, but their collective behavior is unnerving to say the least.

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