9 points
Pluto never changed; we did.
66 points
Pluto was demoted in 2006, Harambe was killed in 2016. We are not ready for 2026.
19 points
2026 better be the zombie apocalypse, if we keep getting the other catastrophes first there won’t be enough people to become zombies
1 point
Uh, the planet isn’t named after some old Roman guy sweaty, it’s named after Goofy’s dog.
4 points
At least half of the reason is that 2012 was roughly when a lot of millennials graduated from highschool and had to get jobs and pay bills and shit.
35 points
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This is a good hypothesis. Mine has been that the Mayan calendar was right, but the end of the world is a slower process than we all assumed.
Maybe Pluto and Cizin are tag teaming. Science!
14 points
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