Look, they won’t let me on any of the important cases, so I’m stuck combing through niche online websites that no one gives a shit about. I’ll give Dick_Owl back their account after I ask you a couple of questions so the boss think’s I’m working.
- What does the word “piss” stand for? It seems to some kind of code, but what for?
- Ditto for beanis.
- Did @UlyssesT@hexbear.net actually have something to do with kissengers death or is it just a poor taste joke?
- Why do you hate freedom?
- Why won’t you get real jobs?
- How can the FBI appeal to the youths of today?
Okay, that’s all. Remember to buy war bonds.
- You’ll never get me to talk, pig.
- You’ll never get me to talk, pig.
- You’ll never get me to talk, pig.
- You’ll never get me to talk, pig.
- You’ll never get me to talk, pig.
- You’ll never get me to talk, pig.
I’ve been working on these mfs for years now and you just go in, hack one of the accounts and literally post from it.
What the fuck, you meathead, you piece of shit. PROTOCOLS ARE MEANT TO BE FOLLOWED.
‘Why won’t you get real jobs? How can the FBI appeal to the youths’
WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE HUNTING COMMIES NOT ASKING THEM FOR ADVICE ON HOW TO RECRUIT PEOPLE TO YOUR DUMB FUCKING BUREAU
i can only answer number 6. you can appeal to the youth by showing us your penis. if you don’t have a penis you need to use your FBI technology to show us joe biden’s penis.
- Piss Is Stored [in the] Salls.
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Yes.
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I’m woke.
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I’m autistic and woke.
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You can Pokemon Go! fuck yourselves.
I spent 12 hours drafting up and summarizing all my findings for chapochat.hexbear.edu and it frustrates me so much that the FBI would intervene on my assignment from Langley. I was supposed to give a presentation on my findings which included all these answers too! I dressed up and not a single person showed up so I stopped half way through presenting to no one. I cried all the way home that day. Now this nonsense?! It blows my cover and it makes the posters even less likely to become voters for our favorite candidate (both of them). Johnathan China, my rival (if you’d even call him that - he’s so much better than me), has integrated flawlessly and people laugh and joke around with him. Meanwhile our intelligence agencies are floundering, everyone on the message board hates me, and none of my coworkers respect me. They say I’ll never be a real spy and I’m starting to believe them I just feel so atomized, alienated, and I don’t know if a better world is possible.
