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Reselling stale old Pop-Tarts as Poppop-Tarts

Poppop-Tarts: Back In My Day, We Didn’t Have Pop-Tarts!™️

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9 points

Popcorn implies momcorn and a maizetriarchy.

Headcanon is that momcorn are those unpopped kernels at the bottom of the bag.

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8 points

So fucking true

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The truth is that just as – biologically – poptarts and momtarts are never victims of one another but both victims of hunger, so both together undergo being part of a complete breakfast they did not create.

-Simone B

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5 points

GOOD post

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