92 points
If it’s still edible 300 years later, he used too much salt.
32 points
23 points
It could be that radiation would kill anything that would otherwise decompose the meat.
3 points
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40 points
So based on other comments here:
- Bathe the brisket in copious brine.
- Place in an oven on low heat on timer for 300 years.
- Ensure that during this time the brisket is pounded by gamma radiation continuously.
7 points
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36 points
Or perfect timing, depending on which species you are.
12 points
Priorities lmao
8 points
REALLY low, REALLY slow.