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My coworkers would giggle whenever I say “ah fuck”.

But one time I dropped the “oh fuck” and they all rushed over to help.

Great coworkers.

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Those are some nice people.

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Plot twist: OP is a flight traffic controller

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… fuck = “this will probably end the world.”

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… welp = “it’s over, make peace with your god”

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Or just “…oh”

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holy fuck = “I don’t even realize this catastrophic error could exist.”

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Could also be “what are you even on about?”

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A small but important distinction.

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It’s like a universal rule that the size of the exclamation is inversely correlated to the side of the mistake.

Ex: “Motherfucker!” Would probably follow something like a stubbed toe, or losing a game to a little mistake. Whereas a tiny little “whoops” is probably going to burn down buildings.

If there isn’t a name for the phenomena, there should be.

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Ruh roh: dying in a hurricane on a ship in the middle and the ocean

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There actually is a ship log where the final message was indeed “Run roh” I’ll see if I can find the sauce

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“Motherfucker!” Would probably follow something like a stubbed toe

Can’t confirm, a stubbed toe would be “ouch!” or “shit!” for me.

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