101 points

2022 years ago? So this must be Christ reincarnated.

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No no. Jesus was born on 0AD. This kid was born on 2AD. Jesus would have been 2 years old, so he hadn’t yet died.

Whats more concerning, is this is being posted by one of the kids parents. Which means THEY were born sometime in BCE. Which means they were alive and old enough to have kids when Jesus was born.

WHY ARE THEY NOT REVEALING THEIR TRICKS OF IMMORTALITY???

And also, why are they threatening their kids life?

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I thought Jesus was born a few years after his official birth year though?

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About 34 years later, yeah. But it was also 40 days after his death. Making Jesus a zombie. Or, alternatively, it makes religion as a whole self admitted bullshit. Your call, christians.

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A small correction and „fun fact“: there is no year zero. 1 BC is followed by 1 AD. Consequently things like the turn of the millennium happen a year after we celebrate them. But people found that weird.

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Sounds like that just means 0 AD = 1 BC rather than there not being a 0 AD. Could have -1000 AD, too.

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The disturbing answer to both of your questions is drinking blood of children keeps you young. It’s all about adrenochrome and you can but shouldn’t google it

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So THAT’S why republicans want to ban abortion, and why mitch mcconnell just WON’T die already.

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adrenochrome

Several small-scale studies (involving 15 or fewer test subjects) conducted in the 1950s and 1960s reported that adrenochrome triggered psychotic reactions such as thought disorder and derealization

Interesting. This is probably what makes people, who would normally not kill or do other horrible acts, to do so in conditions of extreme distress and then later have a feeling of it never have actually happened, making them still be able to live life with about the same personality as before.

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And also, why are they threatening their kids life?

Probably some Biblical mumbo-jumbo.

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I’ve never seen a post with zero upvotes…did you un-upvote your own post???

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Damn. That kid is fucking oooooold!

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His days are numbered, though.

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I mean, if he’s 2022 years old he probably doesn’t have much time left. 💔

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That’s a pretty big number, though.

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He looks so young for his age.

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He doesn’t look a day past 80

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When you’re least expecting it… I will be there. Watch your back… for the tickle monster. And his knife… of love

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Sounds like a detective Pimento quote

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38 points

Might not be a native English speaker.

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I am fairly certain math and time are well understood concepts in non- English speaking cultures

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Idioms and phrasing in English are not.

What’s the literal meaning of “his days are numbered”?

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There are multiple references to this in the Bible. This is the most uplifting one I found.

Psalm 90

10 Our days may come to seventy years, or eighty, if our strength endures; yet the best of them are but trouble and sorrow, for they quickly pass, and we fly away.

11 If only we knew the power of your anger! Your wrath is as great as the fear that is your due.

12 Teach us to number our days, that we may gain a heart of wisdom.

13 Relent, LORD! How long will it be? Have compassion on your servants.

14 Satisfy us in the morning with your unfailing love, that we may sing for joy and be glad all our days.

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It means that you can place a specific number on the number of days left in a person’s life? I’m not sure I understand the question because the meaning of this one is pretty easy to see. Normally it is unclear when your death will be, but if someone tells you that your days are numbered they are implying that they possess the exact knowledge of what number of days you have left to live. They don’t usually mean that literally but the literal meaning is pretty clear.

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Could be right, but there’s google translate. If he’s posting in English seldom then better use it.

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72 points

If he’s posting in English seldom then better use it

The irony of being a dick about someone’s English and fucking it up yourself

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0 points

I did not attain negative vibe from that post.

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Hey, it checks on google translate. I’m no English speaking either

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I believe that’s a threat sandwich.

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