125 points

"Countless lifetimes have passed since the coming of Thomas. The world thrives, gaily, under the new rule.

But all things have a cost, and we did not see what it would be until it was too late. Now, six heroes must brave the Temple of Thomas, and seal the Hetero away once and for all."

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23 points

The hetero in the twist winding: “I told you I could not be killed so easily, Hero!

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3 points

Only the Republic of Dave stood against the rule of Thomas.

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3 points

Fuck Dave. He deserves to be exiled. Second worst part of Fallout 3, just after the absolute copout that is Fawkes saying “But thou must” to going into the chamber.

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113 points

Thomas is a harem anime protagonist.

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49 points

The Dungeon Boss Gave Me the Ability to Make Everyone Cute

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15 points

Not gonna lie, I’d binge watch that shit

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9 points

shit i thought i’d get babes but i just keep turning people into actual kittens, they’re adorable but this is horrifying

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9 points

“That One Time the Dungeon Boss Gave Me the Ability to Turn Everyone Cute but Everyone Was Turning into Kittens so they Wanted to Kill Me and so I became the Demon Kitten Lord”

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8 points

As a bi polyam cis man… I’m jealous

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97 points

Real talk:

Thomas has a natural talent of helping people figure shit out about themselves.

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45 points

Tbh sometimes that doesn’t even need to be a talent, it could just be someone who can be there to accept people and just Be Around as a friend, since that allows someone to experiment and test their perception around others.

You don’t need to have therapist-levels of social perception skills to be that, sometimes you can just be Thomas, the person who you can still be friends with, despite everything.

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6 points

We all need a Thomas. Or should try to be a Thomas.

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6 points

Despite everything, it’s still yThomas

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63 points

Queer people are like Stand Users. We’re drawn to one another

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23 points

So clearly Thomas was just a Stand User attracting queer people.

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3 points

his stand is the concept of queerness itself, if he dies all queer people instantly become straight and cis and this will cause much suffering

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59 points

What happens when Thomas runs out of cishets to consume?

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79 points

He collapses in on himself, becoming denser and denser until even light is not straight in his vicinity.

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21 points

At which point he becomes a Republican.

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8 points

Thomas! Nooooooooo!

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21 points

He’s moving to the next planet.

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