71 points

A kindergarten class threatened to boycott milk time if the teacher didn’t play Peppa pig. The cops were called in to help deescalate.

There were no survivors.

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Cops were called to a kindergarten class. A young student was arrested for “resisting a rest”.

The next day cops were back due to a “kid napping”

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We don’t talk about the Stretch Armstrong “armed rubbery” tragedy.

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ANAKIN NO

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Ah yes, cops with roid rage, exactly what we want.

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Roid pig.

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I’m too lazy to add a little police hat and baton, need to imagine that part of it.

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OP already did that for you.

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Fucking hell, I love this place

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The leash also needs to be a lot longer.

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Useless red circle.

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Idk I’m pretty bad at seeing things I probably wouldn’t have noticed the bent baton if it wasn’t circled

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I didn’t notice it until the text pointed it out

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The only hope is that he is so bulky he can’t swing efficiently.

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I wonder if that guy can wipe his ass.

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100% chance he’s so homophobic that he goes into homosexual panic if his fingertip even grazes his butthole.

That pig does not wipe.

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