I just… I can’t believe… it’s not butter.
More like, ‘Betrayal of the highest udder.’ …I’ll see myself out… of the barn.
Next you’re gonna tell me metal statues aren’t solid, and don’t weigh tens of thousands of pounds.
Somehow that was a bigger emotional blow than finding out pro wrestling is fake
I think I learned from that weird pole dancing archer guy who makes Youtube shorts that the pole can be locked and unlocked depending on the specific act?
Interesting contradiction. The cake is a lie, but it’s cake and always has been.
Santa Clause can’t be fat one moment and ultra skinny the other, to fit down a chimney.
Did they think the butter took on magical powers when it was formed into the shape of a cow in order for those thin butter legs to hold up the weight of an entire butter cow?
Real Americans deep fry butter cows.
