38 points

Real pros intentionally put a glass of water on the bedside table before they go to bed.

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5 points

You spelled beer wrong.

Can confirm, am in bed now with a glass of beer.

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8 points

Ah yes, nothing wakes you up in the morning like warm beer and the taste of toothpaste

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5 points

Who said I was gonna let the beer get warm?

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5 points

I love beer and all, but that would fuck up your teeth and mouth biome.

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3 points

Stale water

Use a glass bottle

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13 points

Stale water? Like you’re talking about getting dust in there or what? Hasn’t been an issue for me over eight hours.

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I’ve also heard people associate the taste of a little chlorine from treatment with freshness and when the water sits the chlorine does some science thing like either evaporating or dissolved further

Don’t quote me on this tho I read it… somewhere (?). That should tell you how well I remember it

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5 points

Stale water? Lmao

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3 points

How long are you sleeping‽

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4 points

Stale Water Person IRL

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2 points

Tf kinda water you drink that goes stale?

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3 points

The kind in a dirty/dusty house

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1 point

Yeah it gets way too hard and crunchy for me

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I carry my stainless steel water bottle everywhere. It’s wonderful at night!

…Just don’t put a full, heavy water bottle in a place where it could potentially fall on your head / face while you’re sleeping.

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12 points

When the water is not nearby

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3 points

Or it’s empty

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6 points

I’m not going to question how SpongeBob can pour out water while underwater.

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11 points

Pretty sure he’s in Sandy’s dry bubble dome during this scene.

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Nothing is quite as satisfying as a big gulp of water when you are parched

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