85 points

I remember forensic scientists laughing about the idea of burning off your finger prints, because they would just look at it and think, oh yeah, it’s the guy with a huge recognizable burn mark on his fingers

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it seems to really only make sense if you want to disassociate yourself with the data they already have on you, not with the data they will gather on this new you

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24 points

That’s why you’re supposed to burn off your fingerprint once a week.

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8 points

L33t haxxors used super glue, sandpaper, and a permanent marker. Just sayin’

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53 points

Their greatest contribution to the world is misogy-racist GPT. A truly epic hack, but for other important reasons.

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I still think Scientologists helped to ruin 4chan after project chanology. It’s not as if they lack the resources and the motive

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9 points

Not just them, a truly free place like this is dangerous for the corporate interests around the internet.

The 2016 stuff was only the final coup de grâce.

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46 points

Anon is fake and gay, and it’s obvious.

Only someone totally gay and fake would call 4chan troglodytes retards.

They’re fucktards, it is known.

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14 points

/b/tards

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14 points

Uh huh, that’s what they want us to think. Your little smokescreen doesn’t fool me, Mr. Anon.

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10 points

Turns out this is the only post on 4chan neither fake or gay.

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