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I once did a toke at a party and then I died true story(slrpnk.net)

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riodoro1@lemmy.world
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This is the amount I drop on the carpet when opening my grinder.

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orcrist@lemm.ee
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Plot twist. The person holding the pot is Andre the Giant.

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Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world
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One for my favorite fun facts about Andre’s drinking…There were times he got so drunk and would pass out in hotel that they’d have to simply leave him there because he was too big to move.

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Venicon@lemmy.world
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Usually I drop onto the carpet after opening Grindr

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Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
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hi

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SomeGuy69@lemmy.world
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Were you ever tempted to smoke the carpet?

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Damage@feddit.it
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Ew carpet

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harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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I’m sorry you died. Seems like your recovery is going well.

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Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world
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those teens didn’t die, and in fact rose up 3 hours later to eat everything in the house

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halvar@lemm.ee
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They rose up 3 days later

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UncleGrandPa@lemmy.world
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5 lies in only 3 sentences…

Impressive

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FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world
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They left out that you need to inject it with a needle

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some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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And it’ll make you a terrorist.

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z00s@lemmy.world
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I believe it’s spelled “TURRRIST!”

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dankm@lemmy.ca
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I once caught gay from a used marijuana needle. Never again. Took a lot of prayer and fasting to make that go away. Ban it. Ban it all!

(/s, of course. Shouldn’t be necessary but this is the internet…)

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Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world
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Did you freebase the devil’s lettuce from the needle or did you huff it from a used crack pipe you found in a medical refuse bin

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kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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The evil electric cabbage

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z00s@lemmy.world
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You gotta get one of those used crack pipes, otherwise you’re missing out on the extra flavour

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radicalautonomy@lemmy.world
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I know someone who died from huffing heroin pills.

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frezik@midwest.social
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That’s it, I’ll never do marijuana injections again.

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Daxtron2@startrek.website
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You should’ve just donean MMS enema, would’ve cleared the gay right up

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