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The clitoris is fake propaganda spread by radical feminists to confuse and terrify good Christian men.

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Oh the clit’s real, the clit’s real alright. It’s the female orgasm, that’s the myth.

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All three of those things are myths,
the clitoris, the female orgasm and females,
all made up

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19 points

Wrong. There is only one person on the internet: me. Everyone else is AI.

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Women do not exist on the Internet.

(Stay anonymous ladies I was being sarcastic)

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Amen. If flopping onto her doesn’t her there then god didn’t want her to cum.

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Big Clit strikes again with the ridiculous propaganda.

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The next step after a big clit is a small dick.

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This joke has always confused the hell out of me. My very first time I had no trouble finding it. It’s very easy to find. It’s literally the part that sticks out and is the first thing you get to usually.

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Partly the joke is that men are selfish and don’t care about the woman’s satisfaction during sex. They can’t find it cause they aren’t looking for it and/or don’t want to.

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Bruh the girl I’m dating can’t find her own clit sometimes because her clit is invisible and doesn’t have a bump until she’s really REALLY excited (mid sex) kinda funny when she told me haha

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Well mine doesn’t either. And she does not even try to find it herself.

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We teenage boys debated the mythical clitoris and it’s location, and we all had differing opinions. (This was long before the internet, OK?)

I actually found the G-spot before the clitoris. Didn’t know it was a thing back then, but damn, it’s an obvious hot spot.

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i understand that there’s not enough education about the clitoris and the importance of it in sex but the way people talk about it like it’s the g-spot has always made me question what they mean by “finding” it. like, it’s right there. how are you even looking for it

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Like so many things in life, actually giving a shit and genuinely trying gets you like 80% of the way there.

And assuming you do actually care, you can’t see communication as a weakness.

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Honestly same, it’s not like you have to go digging for it, or like it’s different for every woman. It’s right there.

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G-spot is very different between women, in the sense that some don’t seem to get much from it and some forget who they are or the concept of language.

And honestly I was with a girl once who, I swear on my life, basically didn’t have a clitoris. And I really confirmed this in gynaecological detail. You will think I’m an idiot or something, but it just kind of wasn’t there, and after much effort, I found the equivalent nerve endings slightly off to the left and below the surface. We’re talking a target size less than the head of a dressmaker’s pin.

I will swear on my life this is true, because through dogged persistence that surprised both of us, I did manage to give her an orgasm. But it was the most challenging orgasm that a tongue has ever coaxed forth. That’s all. If I had less experience I would genuinely not have known what the hell was going on down there.

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I had a vch piercing and men still couldn’t find my clit

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i honestly think it might be the result of all this talk about finding it. maybe people don’t find it because they think it’s hard to find. idk. still, public sex education is a must. if someone had said “this is the vulva, and here’s the clitoris” even once in school, i don’t think anyone would have a hard time finding it.

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You ever open your camera with the front facing camera by accident?

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