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If You Were Gonna Hench For Any Comic Book Bad Guy Who?

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And I’m taking Poison Ivy off the table. Too easy. I think I’d go with The Penguin, mostly cause that just seems like normal crimes.

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RION [she/her]@hexbear.net
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Lex Luthor, mostly because superman would probably take it easy on me compared to some other superheroes.

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GalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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He’s like a venture capitalist though

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booty [he/him]@hexbear.net
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I’m already a goon for capitalists in real life though so nothing much would change, seems like a pretty solid outcome if you have to become a comic book goon

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TheLepidopterists [he/him]@hexbear.net
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Atrocitus. I think I’d definitely end up as a near mindless rage filled monster but he’d let (encourage?) me vomit acidic fire vomit all over Earth billionaires so it might be worth it.

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Nakoichi [they/them]@hexbear.net
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I’m really looking forward to the penguin show

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JoeByeThen [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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Sabertooth. If not friend, why friend shaped?

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Cammy [she/her]@hexbear.net
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I’ve rewritten headcanon so I could enjoy an unproblematic version of him. His backstory is a lot more interesting than Wolverine’s, tortured and ageless, but also visibly a mutant.

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