230 points

Ha, dude bought a macbook at the end. Scammed twice in one Greentext.

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Yeah, now he can work all day on battery instead of having to carry around a charger because the shitty ass laptop is out of battery in 2 hours somehow, depite being much slower than the macbook

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93 points

I’ve never met an Applesexual before.

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I have. My boomer dad.

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Never met a peach sexual before

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65 points

Cheerleading for brands is cringe

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Stating facts is cheerleading?

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Oh wow thats so cool, Apple should introduce a way to trade in vital organs to make it more accessible to people of your capacity.

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Not cool, just basic useability

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11 points

word on the street is that you should try linux, it’s pretty good.

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Lol, you really think I dont use linux?

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Wow your comprehension on this subject is just profound. Really really clever. Your parents must be so proud. Their little guy, simping for a big powerful corporation.

Go read up on the subject

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I don’t care about the corporation, if microsoft was making the M2 microsoft book I would buy that, problem is, nothing in my experience is close enough to the macbooks, I wish it was, I would have loved to save some money.

I will buy framework if they start selling in my country by the time I need a new notebook.

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If you wanted this, you don’t need a dam apple laptop, but at the same time, the closest competitor is the new snapdragon laptops that are closer to having up to a week of battery life. Also, they are capable of running more than you can on an apple machine, albeit it is early progress in proper x86 emulation, and more productivity programs are starting to support it.

So, no, you are NOT forced to make a decision to get a MacBook and the price gouging you experience.

Even then, picking a device for your use case is extremely important. I know many people who can survive with lower powered devices as they only use it for web browsing or documents like Excel or Word. Which an apple device would work well for but seriously is complete overkill and overpriced for.

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I can buy what I want mate. But thanks for the unnecessary info dump

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This dude would have started up Quake and then never quit because the quit screen would basically call you a pussy for leaving.

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40 points

I’m still stuck in Doom.

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I can’t quit Alpha Centauri because “Dont go. The drones need you. They look up to you”

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16 points

So plaintively. Got me every time. I guess I could stay for a few more Winamp songs…

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117 points

Far cry 4, wait when bad guy said to wait for him. Ending credits play.

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And that was unironically the good ending.

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19 points

Wasn’t that 3?

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71 points

It’s 4

3 was Vas. He hated you.

4 was the flamboyant guy. He actually liked you at the beginning, and you betray his trust by jumping out the window

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22 points

FC5 also has the option to finish the game in a couple of minutes if you do what the antagonist asks. Don’t remember what exactly it was, leave with your team, I believe.

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18 points

Wait, I’ll look up the answer and return with an update.

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26 points

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71 points

I wear that achievement as a badge of honor. We are not the same.

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It would have been rude to deny him. I stand by my decision.

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5 points

Wood Block?

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