those boxes may be empty for all we know

That bottle of water was heavy, though!

Don’t worry, at least there are two pizzas for 50 people!

They’re all roofied.

How do you tolerate so much acid and sugar running across your tender mucosae?

The map is waaaay more complicated than that!

I’m from a soda state, but I used pop with pizza simply for the alliteration :^)

Reject local names. Embrace “carbonated beverage”. All will unite under the technically correct name.

hey it’s probably her brother.

but also probably her son too