Holy Fucksnacks. My eyes glazed over with all those pseudo-words.
How to Screw Over a Friend with an Overwhelming Debt!
I sweat these idiots think they’re casting spells or some shit.
It’s actually a very sophisticated game of D&D where they are larping as lawyers in a world where they are not beholden to the spirit of the law
So he wants his friend to get a car loan for a brand new car, then sell the car they now owe a monthly payment on to him for $1000? Why would anyone ever do something so stupid? Is this just a description of how he plans to screw his friend out of a car and a ton of money?
But you see he signed at a 45 degree angle so his friend knows it’s all good.
That’s a crime punishable by death for commercial entities only, private citizens get $20
Maybe he hopes the friend would then default on the loan, and tell the bank they can’t repo the car because someone else owns it now?
IDK, all stupid because this is why the bank holds the title and has a personal guarantee on the original borrower. His credit will get hosed, the bank will file a lawsuit, and the car will still be repo’ed.
Then this sovcit is welcome to go try to tell a judge why he should get the car back.
Is it their intent that the friend is on the hook for a loan with no car to show for it? I can’t tell if they think they’re also canceling the loan.
I think it’s more accurate to say they think their offering to pay in full. The cancelation comes if the loan holder doesn’t accept their “special deposit” (which now that I typed it out with quotes I can’t shake the association with ejaculation).
I think the “special deposit” shudder is part of the whole “the gubmint has an account with millions of dollars tied to your name” shenanigans they try to play.
